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Some Names Of Rehmat-UL-Alameen MOHAMMED (Peace Be Upon Him)

Islamic Info sms Some Names Of Rehmat-UL-Alameen MOHAMMED (Peace Be Upon Him) 1-In Quran (Mohammed & Ahmed) 2-In Zaboor (Aaqib) 3-In Toraat (Maaz) 4-In Bible (Farqaleet) 5-In Heaven (Abdul Kareem)...

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SHEIKH Shadi Wali Raat Apni BV Sy:Apna Haath Idhar Meri Trf Lao..

Sheikh sms SHEIKH Shadi Wali Raat Apni BV Sy:Apna Haath Idhar Meri Trf Lao.. BV Ny Sharma K Hath Aagy Brha Dia Aor Aankhain Bnd Kr Leen.. Jab Thori Dair me Aankhain Kholeen To SHEIKH Marker Sy ungli...

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Sardar ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5, k noton se sajaya hua tha.

Sardar sms Sardar ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5, k noton se sajaya hua tha. Dost: oye aye ki? Sardar:mino karigar ne kia c edey utay rupayye la theek hojey gi

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The fire of hell wil nt touch a prson who recites

Wazaef sms The fire of hell wil nt touch a prson who recites "Allahumma Ajirni Minan Naar"7 times aftr Fajr & Magrib If u choose to frwd it,it wil b Sadqa jaria 4 u & me.

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Soch k jawab dain agar intellegent hain to

Intelligence Questions sms Soch k jawab dain agar intellegent hain to 1-"SHEHD"se ziyada meetha ,.........hai 2- SURAJ se ziyada garm ,.........., hy 3- BADSHAH ko ,...........,chahiye 4- "FAKEER" k...

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Aqwal-e-Zareen…. Behtreen Insan wo hy

Misleading sms Aqwal-e-Zareen.... Behtreen Insan wo hy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jis ka ap msg prh rhy hen;-) Thank you! sb ko btany ki zrorat nai aiwain e bnda famous ho jata ha.

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Pathan Apni Girlfrnd Se: Mere Dil Main Ek Bat Ha.

Pathan sms Pathan Apni Girlfrnd Se : Mere Dil Main Ek Bat Ha. Girl: Keh Do. Pathan: Ni Mjhy Sharam Aati Ha. Girl: Kaho Na! . . . . Pathan: Mujy tmhra bhai acha lgta hy

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All Dear’s are not Nears, and all Nears are not Dears

Anmol Moti sms All Dear's are not Nears, and all Nears are not Dears, It is easy to remember the Nears, but very difficult to forget the Dears.

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Why I Hate C.I.D

Why I Hate C.I.D An Example: LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha? LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha??? LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha....

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Jis Bhai ko Petrol 23.50 Rs/per Littre chahye

Jokes sms Jis Bhai ko Petrol 23.50 Rs/per Littre chahye wo is Pump se ja kar Le . . . . . . AL-AKRAM Petrolium G-16 Khalil Road Jaddah Saudi Arab

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Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days

Exam sms Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMZ, Where the kal parhun ga" remains constant. StuDeNTs 1st law of tension:-D

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Photographer to a 6 yrs old kid.

Jokes sms Photographer to a 6 yrs old kid. Chotay, cameray ki taraf dekho is mai se kabootar niklay ga Kid: chwalian na mar,fit si picture le, facebook pe lgani hai.:-D

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Jalebi ko Female Dish Kiun kaha Jata Hy

Jokes sms Jalebi ko Female Dish Kiun kaha Jata Hy.?? . . ? . Kiun k Ye Larkiyon ki tarah Kbi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti Hamesha tarhi Rehte hay

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Waqeel: Tumhra jurm sabit hote he kal tumko phansi pe latkya jaye ga

Pathan sms Waqeel: Tumhra jurm sabit hote he kal tumko phansi pe latkya jaye ga.. Pathan: Wo to thek ha lekin utara kb jye ga hm ne sham ko Raksha b chlana hota hai:-)

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Islam mein “BETI” ki ahmiyat… Hazrat MOHAMMAD (s.a.w.w) farmate hain:

Hadees e Nabavi sms Islam mein "BETI" ki ahmiyat... Hazrat MOHAMMAD (s.a.w.w) farmate hain: 1. Aurat k liye ye bht hi mubarak hy k uski pehli oulaad larki ho, 2. Jis shakhs ki betiyan hon us ko bura...

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Mujhe Kis Taraf Jana Hai, Kuch khabar Nahi

Urdu Poetry sms Mujhe Kis Taraf Jana Hai, Kuch khabar Nahi Meray Rastay Bhi kho Gaye, Meri 'MOHABBAT' ki Tarah

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Zawaal Ye K Tera Saath Nahi

Poetry sms Zawaal Ye K Tera Saath Nahi Kamaal Ye K Jee Raha Hoon Main

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A woman,while at her mum’s funeral ,met a guy whom she didnt know

Intelligence Questions sms Very Interesting..... Do Read and Reply A woman,while at her mum's funeral ,met a guy whom she didnt know. She fell in love with him but never proposed or found him again. A...

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Enjoy lovely Mosam

Rain sms Enjoy lovely Mosam ' ,' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ,' , ' , ' , ' , ' ,' , _________ /_______/\ ..;';';., |__[]___|__| ,,)(,, Wish u Happy Rim Jhim

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Teri meri Meri teri

Zardari sms Teri meri Meri teri . . . Light aani hai mushkil... 2 ghantoun main bi ye na aa paye... Sara din beet jae sari rat jagae aur light ka khayal lamha lamha tarpae ye tarap keh rahi hay mar jae...

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